Where's Alice?

It's the day of Vanessa's Fanciful Twist Tea Party!!

Tea party plans had been made.

Max the Bunny and I went on a search for Alice.

Max asked the stone white rabbit

on the front porch if he'd seen Alice.

He just remained stoic.

And silent.

Max thinks he's a snob.

She doesn't appear to be in this pot

said Max.

Of course not, I said.

That would just be ridiculous.

And besides.

Alice in pot sounds so 70's.

Do you think she's in chains somewhere?

said Max.

Har-de-har-har.

Alice in Chains.

Very funny, Max.

Says I.

I'll look in here.

PEE-U

It smells awful.

Boy-oh-boy.

If she's in here she's sure gonna smell ripe.

That's not a very nice thing to say, Max.

What about here?  At least she won't stink

 if she's been in the flowers,

said Max.

Keen insight, Max

says I.

You gonna help 

or are you just going to stand there

making astute observations?

Let's ask the Hedgehogs.

Say, you fellows seen Alice?

.......

No. huh?

Well, you keep munching on those bugs 

and thanks for the offer but we've already eaten.

ewwww....

C'mon Max.

Let's get out of here.

Excuse me.

Have you seen Alice?

No.

Well, you certainly are invited to the party anyway.

Just follow us.

Howdy-Do Mr. Cheshire Cat.

Want to join the

WHOA

Where'd he GO?!

That's creepy.

Well, let's get this party started.

Alice or no Alice.

Out of the cup, Max.

And where was Alice after all of that?

Why in Paris, of course.

She went to see the Eiffel Tower.

And bring back macarons!

For reading all the way through

I'm having a give-away.

I'll pick a winner

for this necklace:

One week from today

July 2!

Am I entirely mad?

I'm afraid so.

You are entirely bonkers.

But, I'll tell you a story.

All the best people are.