The Princess And The Frog

Once upon a time,

a beautiful, intelligent, self assured princess

wandering through the royal gardens

happened upon a frog.

The frog looked up at the princess and said,

I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me.

She turned me into the frog you see before you.

The frog prince hung his head and sighed.

One kiss from you and I will turn

back into a prince!

Then we can marry!

We'll move back into my castle with my mom!!

You can prepare my meals, bear my children, clean up after me,

launder my clothes, nurse my hangovers, maintain my golf clubs,

and forever feel happy doing so!

That night 

while the princess dined on frog legs

she kept laughing and saying

"I don't think so!"

The End.

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