Happy Easter!

Let's sing together

shall we?

OH, here comes Peter Cottontail.

Hopping down the bunny trail.

(well, this bunny is not hopping down any trail on account of he has no legs)

Hippity Hoppity Easter's on it's way.

Bringin' every girl and boy

 Baskets full of Easter Joy.

(WHOA!  I never got THAT in my Easter basket full of joy.)

Things to make your Easter

Bright and Gay!

(JD and Easter would definitely make it SOMETHING! )

He's got jelly beans for Tommy

(Note to self:  Schedule a root canal for Tommy)

Colored eggs for Sister Sue.

(who happens to be a vegan and will NOT find this amusing)

There's an orchid for your Mommy.

(Mommy might prefer the Jack Daniels candy to the orchid. 

Especially if she has to deal with Crazy Aunt Martha at the dinner table!)

And, an Easter Bonnet too.

(If Mommy hits the Jack Daniels candy TOO hard 

she may be sporting a lampshade as her new Easter chapeau.)

Here comes Peter Cottontail.

(Well, that's not right.)

Hopping down the bunny trail.

(Muuuuch better.)

Hippity Hoppity

Happy Easter DAY!