Christmas Cards That Are Just Not Right

I have a huge assortment of old Christmas cards.

I also have several CD's I purchased off of Ebay

I love looking at them.

While I was digging through them this morning

I found several that are

well...

just not right.

So here you go.

A scary Christmas from me!

Does this bother you?

It bothers me.

Mr. Creepy Santa at your window.

eeeek......

An angel.

With

a HATCHET!

Here's the actual card.

It doesn't fare much better.

The other little girl angel looks

 shall we say,

a tad bit concerned?

And what or WHO is in this window?

I call this

The Bates Hotel Psycho Christmas

If you click on it to enlarge it

it doesn't really improve.

Not so scary.

Just disturbing.

Adam and Eve, anyone?

"Here.  TAKE the apple.  It's okay."

The little boy looks worried.

And what in the name of all that is Holy

is THIS?

Mr. Stapuff Marshmallow Man

brings you 

A Merry Christmas.

He's not scary.

But he does bring to mind

Ghostbusters.

I'll leave you with a pretty Christmas Card.

and sincere wishes

for a lovely Christmas season.

I'm hoping to put up the tree today.

Tis the season!