Root C Anal

So, I went back to the dentist to finish up the 

root canal from hell.

And I said,

Doc.  

Next time.  

Smack me with a brick.  

Zap me with a taser.  

Then, I'll hand you an obscene amount of money 

and it'll save us both a lot of time and misery.

He wasn't amused.

Sheeshk.

Some people have no sense of humor.

Speaking of sense of humor-

I made this necklace

out of a tiny Gin bottle charm.

I added tiny glass beads inside

to look like ice.

In case you like your Gin "on the rocks."

I soldered the whole thing closed.

It's kind of cute.

I'm not sure when they were passing these out.

I know it's old.

I'm hoping they didn't use to appear in those

children's gum-ball machines.

What did you get Jimmy?  says Mom 

Golly Gee, Mom!  I got a bottle of GIN! says little Jimmy.

My humorous stuff doesn't usually sell.

We'll see what happens with this one.

It's a JEEP thing!

This one has gotten some interest.

I'm sure someone out there wants to wear a teeny-tiny

one inch Jeep around their neck.

Who wouldn't?

I even found an old Jeep key to go with it.

I reworked this one.

It's another weird little necklace.

Cinderella's broken glass slipper pieces.

Contained in a bottle to wear around your neck.

Create your own fairy tale.

I've been working on this one for a while.

I keep putting it down and then picking it up.

Do you ever do that?

I liked it before I took the picture.

Now, I'm not so sure.

The ivory flower beads,

well,

they remind me of teeth.

It kind of takes away from the charm

don't you think?

Perhaps I won't list that in the Etsy description.

Charming pink bracelet with teeth like beads.

No.

Doesn't flow, does it?

I'm happy with these!

Same tooth beads but somehow they work here.

I have this just waiting to be made into a fabulous piece of jewelry.

Nothing sells like a grenade necklace!

Inspiration from Bruno Mars.

Click on his name if you've managed to miss out hearing this song.

And, what's this?

Yeah.

It's a staple.

In the butter.

Dangerous butter, again.

I've really got to stop crafting in the kitchen.

Either that 

or remember to

refrigerate the butter.