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Sunday, December 5, 2010

Christmas Cards That Are Just Not Right

I have a huge assortment of old Christmas cards.
I also have several CD's I purchased off of Ebay
I love looking at them.
While I was digging through them this morning
I found several that are
just not right.
So here you go.
A scary Christmas from me!
Does this bother you?
It bothers me.
Mr. Creepy Santa at your window.
An angel.
Here's the actual card.
It doesn't fare much better.
The other little girl angel looks
 shall we say,
a tad bit concerned?
And what or WHO is in this window?
I call this
The Bates Hotel Psycho Christmas
If you click on it to enlarge it
it doesn't really improve.
Not so scary.
Just disturbing.
Adam and Eve, anyone?
"Here.  TAKE the apple.  It's okay."
The little boy looks worried.
And what in the name of all that is Holy
is THIS?

Mr. Stapuff Marshmallow Man
brings you 
A Merry Christmas.
He's not scary.
But he does bring to mind
I'll leave you with a pretty Christmas Card.
and sincere wishes
for a lovely Christmas season.
I'm hoping to put up the tree today.
Tis the season!


fairyrocks said...

Thanks for the smiles this morning, Love the
'he knows when your awake' poor little girls, and the 'Bates' Christmas was exactly what I was thinking too LOL

Cher' Shots said...

Too funny ~ thanks for sharing!
I'd also like to thank you for the Tim Holtz link you left with your comment.

Michelle Palmer said...

These are great~ your comments, too! :)
I had similar thoughts when I started reading nursery rhymes to the children!
Lady bugs home is burning...
Jack playing with fire...
I sent you an email~
Hope your day is perfect!

Prior said...

lol, so funny. Even the last pretty one isn't making any OSHA safety standards, Thanks, for the laugh! Lezlee

Monica @ Boho Mystic said...

hi there.

this is hilarious.

Terri Kahrs said...

OMG! This is just too funny! Thanks for the Christmas Chuckle - I needed it!!! Hugs, Terri xoxoxoxo

Susan said...

LOL......Only you would find scary cards in your stash!