Once upon a time,
a beautiful, intelligent, self assured princess
wandering through the royal gardens
happened upon a frog.
The frog looked up at the princess and said,
I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me.
She turned me into the frog you see before you.
The frog prince hung his head and sighed.
One kiss from you and I will turn
back into a prince!
Then we can marry!
We'll move back into my castle with my mom!!
You can prepare my meals, bear my children, clean up after me,
launder my clothes, nurse my hangovers, maintain my golf clubs,
and forever feel happy doing so!
while the princess dined on frog legs
she kept laughing and saying
"I don't think so!"
Thank you for everyone's well wishes.
It was appreciated.