So, my husband is standing with a cup of coffee in his hand.
"Usually the shirt is off."
I'm concentrating on taking a picture of myself wearing
my latest creation.
A wasp necklace.
"What are you talking about?" I mutter.
My husband says,
"When people take pictures of their boobs or whatever
they are usually not wearing clothes. Just saying."
Which of course made me bust out laughing.
Pardon the pun.
Then he says,
"WHAT is THAT?!"
"It's a wasp sealed in plastic.
I just know that there's someone out there
who right now
wishes she had this necklace!"
I marched myself into the bathroom
to gaze upon the beauty of this splendid piece
in the bathroom mirror.
When I was met with this sight!
IN THE DARK!!!!
There you have it.
My bug light necklace.
I think I'm going to put it in my Etsy store.
I'll see if it gets any bites!
And stop groaning.
I can hear you, you know.